wrigley field is MILF paradise
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
