I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i think im in europe. pls send help
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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