does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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