I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There r osticjed everywhere
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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