ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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