I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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