never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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