Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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