Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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