her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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