Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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