how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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