"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've blown a few things in my day
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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