Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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