this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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