i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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