I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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