It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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