There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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