I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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