Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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