i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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