its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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