Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How naked do you want me to be?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
