Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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