New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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