Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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