I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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