Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
People in love make me want to vomit
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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