I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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