it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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