My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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