That's intense
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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