Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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