i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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