Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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