For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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