Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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