on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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