Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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