you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Oh Jesus.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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