so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Every concussion has its silver lining
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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