If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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