i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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