i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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