I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize