'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
