David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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