I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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