Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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