The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
