Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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