he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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