i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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