remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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