i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she peed on how many people?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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