It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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