So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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