don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I had to cum in my sink.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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